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Anonymous asked: Elijah is so BIG 😭😭😭😭 MAke him small again pls

Lmao I know it’s getting ridiculous! When I took this sleeper out of his closet I was like “there’s no way this is gonna fit, it’s huge” and it does πŸ™ˆ where’s my newborn gone???

And… Here is my demon spawn mid-conversation with the ceiling.

And… Here is my demon spawn mid-conversation with the ceiling.

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I tried to get a picture of him cuddling with the cat but our cat is so pitch black he blends in -.- lol

I tried to get a picture of him cuddling with the cat but our cat is so pitch black he blends in -.- lol

tagged: +little asskicker 

For the first time ever… Elijah fits into onesies the right size for his age! Can you tell he’s jazzed?!

He’s always been a size or two behind but he’s 6 months old and officially fits into his 6 month monster jam jams.
Yay!

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Anonymous asked: Ill get the guts eventually. But i love you and your baby. You're both the cutest

Why thank you ^_^

Went on a short 1 mile walk with Andrew and Elijah before we wind down for bed. 
It was too humid to go any longer than that. 9 pm and still 85 degrees. Yuck.

Went on a short 1 mile walk with Andrew and Elijah before we wind down for bed.
It was too humid to go any longer than that. 9 pm and still 85 degrees. Yuck.

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Anonymous asked: Because im not good at making friends and im super shy

I’m the same way on both ends! Which makes us a match :p

Anonymous asked: I wanna be friends but im scared to talk to you

OMG why are you scared πŸ™ˆ haha

You know what’s totally awesome? Holding your baby just relaxing and then moving your arm and wondering “what’s that yellow st— OH GOD ITS POOP”
How poop goes up and out a diaper all over a baby’s back is so beyond me I swear.
Thanks for shittin on my arm Lij.

Some of you have been asking me what workout routine I do, and until now I didn’t really have one. 
But my friend who I workout with typed this up for us and so I figured id post it for anyone who wants it! 
Of course it can be tweaked. I do crunches and leg lifts almost every day regardless because I like them, and I’ll be doing a little more cardio because I’ll be going on daily walks as well. 
But if you want somewhat of a guideline, here!

Some of you have been asking me what workout routine I do, and until now I didn’t really have one.
But my friend who I workout with typed this up for us and so I figured id post it for anyone who wants it!
Of course it can be tweaked. I do crunches and leg lifts almost every day regardless because I like them, and I’ll be doing a little more cardio because I’ll be going on daily walks as well.
But if you want somewhat of a guideline, here!

Some days I wish I could just marry Poppins the fuck outta this house.
*snap snap* and toys are putting themselves away all of a sudden