Best friend

Best friend

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jshillingford:

What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans)

Accurate. (source)

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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ahhhbabyfeverstahp:

How cute! And gender neutral :)

ahhhbabyfeverstahp:

How cute! And gender neutral :)

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I want Terra veggie chips SOOOOO badly đŸ˜­
Dear husband…please pick some up from the commissary tomorrow.

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My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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I dont know how people willingly drink entire bottles of NyQuil to get high………………all the time………………..

And that’s coming from somebody who has done it for that purpose before.

This inebriation is not fun. I don’t want to be sick AND incoherent. Who invented this stuff?

Why does Nyquil have to be the only medicine (and cold cure period) that ever works for me?

I feel drunker than I do when I actually drink. It’s not a fun drunk it’s a “I know what I’m thinking but I can’t make my mouth or body process it right and I feel really fucking stupid” drunk

GAHHDAMNIT

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noirsyndrome:

I fucking love this song

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Anonymous asked: Hey I have a question, I looked on Callmeamommy blog and I saw some, in my opinion backward and unhealthy marriage tips. I also saw bdsm posts and you said she was in an abusive relationship, how is just the kink of bdsm and her marriage different? This is a genuine question out of confusion and not a sarcastic shot at your kink. I hope this makes sense.

Your question makes sense, but this has been sitting in my ask all day because I just don’t really know how to answer it.

The bdsm seeps into abuse when it becomes unhealthy. She might be consenting to this shit, but it’s still all very “50 shades” to me. Overbearing, she needs permission to do ANYTHING it seems like, would be punished for doing something as simple as listening to a genre of music he doesn’t like even if he’s not home. Idk.

Having said that, the only info I gather is from her posts and having been on the shit end of the “we’re gonna make big assumptions about your life based on your vague posts you maybe didn’t word so well” I don’t wanna be that kinda person to have huge negative opinions on people’s lives when I know nothing about their life other than what they post online.

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raining-honey asked: Omg I hope the other anon reads this, because I kinda want a tattoo on my ribs too, so if he/she could later post the experience I'd love them for that!

^^^

I want one on my ribs as well but it’ll probably be the second to last one I do.

Last one being a thigh piece because goddamn that’s gonna cost a lot of money

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embarrassedluke:

when people reblog ur selfie

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dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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lukeisnotsexy:

go granny

lukeisnotsexy:

go granny

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