an iPhone will lose 20% just unlocking the phone but when it’s down to 1% you can shoot like a fuckin movie and edit it on this bitch are you kidding me
slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re having dinner w ur parents
Cancer Zodiac Facts
Literally can remember being a year old. I wish I was joking. I am not.
I have to sit like a shameless dude with my legs open all wide and people look at me like I have no lady manners.
I’m almost in my third trimester carrying rly low and fuck you lol
I found this and made it my lock screen! It’s so cute. 💚
Me and the hubby are eating at chilis for lunch today…we don’t usually do sit down restaurants that often…my first thought while waiting to be seated was “oh maybe I’ll get a margarita” and then I was like “um no bitch you probably won’t” haha!
Still getting used to this!
I’m 26 weeks and I still do that lmao. I’ll be at the gas station like “maybe I’ll get a pack of cig- NOPE WAIT IM PREGNANT NEVERMIND”
I let Andrew open one of his presents early cause idk as a kid my parents just always chose the 21st to open one gift early. And he loves it c;
It’s a blink 182 shirt that I contemplated getting for myself or him but then I realized I can just steal it when he’s at work lol.
My present is still in da mail~ so.