Always every time I lay Elijah on my chest to sleep, he pees on me lol. Why do I gotta be so warm for
Day 51: Guilty Pleasure // Cobra Starship
"Oh brother, spare us all
We don’t care anymore”
Andrew walks into the bedroom and immediately I hear his pocket say “but have you ever had jizz on your leg from a dog?”
Idk what podcast he’s listening to but that was.. Alright then
Elijah has a cute boop nose with a cute little slope and idk how that even happened just please stay that way and don’t ever look like mine EVER EVER EVER
Anonymous asked: Im in class and my body and mainly neck feels really constricted even tho i kno it really isnt and its hard to breath and i feel so uncomfordable i just want to go home and idk why. everything was ok a few mins ago..
OMG if you think it’s serious tell someone pls I don’t want something to happen to you! You’re probably home by now cause I think you sent this earlier but I fell asleep with my phone in my hand so I hope you feel better!
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
Anonymous asked: "Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don't know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over" (okay so i saw this and basically it's what someone could say when asked about scars and such and i thought this was funny)
THAT…. IS BRILLIANT