Before I gave birth I was like “I’m not gonna be one of those moms who posts the details of her kids fucking poop online nobody cares” and now that I’ve actually given birth I’m like no you’ll all know and you can all SUCK IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP

Sigh. I was just saying YESTERDAY that I’ve Elijah’s never pooped so bad that it came out of his diaper and apparently I jinxed myself cause one second everything’s cool and then I look over and there’s poop all over our bedding… And he stuck his hand in it and smeared it all over his legs.

I’m never opening my mouth AGAIN

leety1992:

baby-blueeyes:

cinephile-dreams:

turnaboutkid:

cozmopolitan:

ifweweremartians:

a-wak-e:

cozmopolitan:

a-wak-e:

The lie is over now.
The truth is out.

Its time to wake up and accept the fact that the people on the top, don’t have your best interest in mind. All they ever wanted, want and will want is money over your and your children’s dead body. Its Eugenics. Nothing new.

Wake up and Care and Share before too late.

you people are the reason why measles are back in new york

If measile is back, then it should only affect those who aren’t vaccinated. But is affecting those who are. THINK.

Vaccination doesn’t work, and even if it did… it only protects for couple years max.

Don’t seek vaccination … but nutrition my friend. Nutrition is the true medicine.

vaccines are bullshit and cause adverse reactions like death

where is your proof

hOLY FRICK YOU DONE PISSED ME OFF AND I DON’T GET MAD EASILY SO CONGRATS

SIT YOUR IGNORANT FEARMONGERING SELF DOWN AND LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE LONG

THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS MADE OF TWO PARTS: THE INNATE SYSTEM AND THE ADAPTIVE SYSTEM. YOU NEED BOTH WORKING TOGETHER TO PROTECT YOU FROM DISEASES, BUT THE ADAPTIVE SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO ONLY PROTECT YOU FROM THINGS IT’S ALREADY EXPERIENCED. IT CAN TAKE UP TO TWO WEEKS TO KICK IN AGAINST AN INFECTION IT’S NEVER SEEN BEFORE, AND GUESS WHAT FARTNUGGET YOU CAN BE DEAD OR SCREWED OVER FOR LIFE IN TWO WEEKS. BUT WHEN IT SEES A DISEASE IT CREATES MEMORY CELLS THAT REMEMBER THAT DISEASE AND CAN KICK IN IMMEDIATELY WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN, USUALLY QUICK ENOUGH TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING SICK AT ALL.

THE POINT OF VACCINES IS TO USE A NATURAL BODY RESPONSE TO PROTECT PEOPLE BY HELPING IT DO WHAT IT DOES ALREADY. YOU USE ATTENUATED NONVIRULENT FORMS OF THE DISEASE TO PREP THE IMMUNE SYSTEM SO IT WILL REMEMBER HOW TO RECOGNIZE AND FIGHT THAT DISEASE IN THE FUTURE. THAT IS HOW YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM WORKS SO DON’T YOU DARE START CLAIMING THAT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM MEANS YOU DON’T NEED VACCINATIONS. THAT’S THE ENTIRE POINT. YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM CAN’T DO IT ALONE. THAT’S WHY SMALLPOX KILLED 500 MILLION PEOPLE BEFORE VACCINATIONS STOPPED IT.

VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM HOLY FRICK THERE HAS NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE BEEN PROOF OF THAT AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO SHOW ME SOME. THERE WAS ONE DOCTOR WHO PUBLISHED A STUDY IN 1998 SHOWING VACCINES MIGHT CAUSE AUTISM. IT WAS FAKE AND PROVED WRONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE USED UNETHICAL AND INVASIVE PROCEDURES ON CHILDREN AND HE WAS BANNED FROM PRACTICING MEDICINE. 

THE DIAGNOSIS OF AUTISM HAS IMPROVED SINCE 1970. CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS INCREASED SINCE 1970? INTERNET USAGE. MAYBE THE INTERNET CAUSES AUTISM, IF YOU’RE GONNA USE THAT LOGIC.

AND HOLY FRICKING HECK EVEN IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE LIE THAT VACCINES ARE LINKED TO AUTISM, ARE YOU REALLY THAT SCARED OF AUTISM THAT YOU’D RATHER YOUR CHILD DIE HORRIBLY OF A COMPLETELY PREVENTABLE DISEASE THAN BE AUTISTIC

THIOMERSAL IS AN ORGANIC MERCURY-CONTAINING COMPOUND THAT WAS USED AS A PRESERVATIVE IN VACCINES IN CONTROLLED AMOUNTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT DOUCHECANOE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS CHEMICALS AND THESE GUYS ARE PAID TO KNOW HOW TO COMBINE THEM PROPERLY. IT WAS NEVER SHOWN TO CAUSE AUTISM AND THE SIGNS OF MERCURY POISONING ARE WELL-KNOWN AND NOTHING LIKE WHAT PEOPLE ARE CLAIMING VACCINES DO. EVEN SO, IT WAS PHASED OUT OF VACCINES IN 2001. THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER STILL USES IT IS THE INFLUENZA VACCINE AND GUESS WHAT? AFTER A CRAPTON OF TESTS DONE BY PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND HOW CHEMISTRY AND MEDICINE WORK, IT WAS FOUND THAT THE ONLY SIDE EFFECT WAS- WAIT FOR IT- SLIGHT REDNESS AT THE INJECTION SITE.BECAUSE AGAIN, THIOMERSAL IS NOT PURE MERCURY YOU ABSOLUTE TURDSTAIN AND IS NOT THE LEAST BIT COMPARABLE TO TOXIC WASTE. AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH 25 MICROGRAMS IS? THAT’S 0.000025 GRAMS. GRAMS. THAT IS AN ABSURDLY SMALL AMOUNT. I CAN’T EVEN CONVEY HOW SMALL THAT IS. PROBABLY THE SIZE OF YOUR BRAIN.

IM NOT TOUCHING THE BILL GATES THING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT. SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THAT FOR ME. OR YANNO YOU COULD GOOGLE IT AND ACTUALLY EDUCATE YOURSELF FROM OBJECTIVE SOURCES AND NOT SOURCELESS FEARMONGERING JPEGS REPOSTED SO MANY TIMES THEY’RE ALMOST COMPLETELY ILLEGIBLE.

HEEYYYYYY GUESS WHAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD WON’T HELP YOU IF YOU’RE THROWING IT UP OR CRAPPING IT OUT OR IF SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO FOOD IS KILLING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT. YEAH MAN PEOPLE NEED FOOD AND WE SHOULD HELP MORE WITH THAT BUT YOU ALSO GOTTA PRIORITIZE THINGS THAT KILL SO MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN STARVATION.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WE’VE GOT ALL THESE VACCINES NOW. PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN THE 1700’S WOULD BE CRYING TEARS OF JOY IF THEY HEARD THAT WE HAD WIPED OUT SMALLPOX AND POLIO AND WE COULD PREVENT ALL THESE OTHER DISEASES. LOOK AT THAT LIST. THAT’S NOT A LIST OF POISONS. THAT’S A LIST OF THE DISEASES WHOSE BUTTS WE’VE KICKED AND THAT DESERVES THE BIGGEST HELL YEAH IN THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE.

EXCEPT NOW MORONS LIKE YOU ARE BRINGING THEM BACK. YOUR BIT OF NON-LOGIC THERE JUST PROVES HOW LITTLE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. THERE’S A THING CALLED HERD IMMUNITY AND IT’S JUST AS IMPORTANT, IF NOT MORESO, THAN INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY. SOME PEOPLE CAN’T GET VACCINES DUE TO HEALTH ISSUES. WE’RE PROTECTING THEM TOO WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES BECAUSE IT CAN’T SPREAD. BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT HEALTHY PEOPLE, SINCE THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE ASKING ABOUT. DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST DISEASES MUTATE? WITHIN LESS THAN FIVE YEARS FOR SOME. AND IT’S CAUSED BY A THING CALLED SELECTIVE PRESSURE. SELECTIVE PRESSURE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A TWO WEEK DOSE OF ANTIBIOTICS AND ONLY TAKE TEN DAYS’ WORTH BECAUSE YOU FEEL BETTER AND YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THOSE SILLY DOCTORS. WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU DIDN’T KILL ALL THE BACTERIA AND NOW THEY’RE FREE TO GROW AGAIN. AND SINCE THEY’RE THE ONES THAT SURVIVED, THEY’RE NOW IMMUNE TO THE ANTIBIOTICS AND FREE TO SPREAD THAT TO OTHERS. CONGRATS BUTTMUNCH YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE NOW IT’S MUTATED AND SPREADING AGAIN AND THE ANTIBIOTICS DON’T WORK. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH VACCINES. IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU KEEP AVOIDING VACCINES, IT GIVES DISEASES LIKE MEASLES A TOEHOLD IN THE POPULATION TO MUTATE AND SPREAD AND CAUSE ANOTHER EPIDEMIC

VACCINES DON’T WEAR OFF AFTER FIVE YEARS I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GETTING THAT INFORMATION BUT HOLY JEEZ IT’S JUST PLAIN WRONG. THE CLOSEST THING I FOUND ON GOOGLE WAS SOME CONTROVERSY ABOUT THE HPV VACCINE LASTING 6-9 YEARS AND EVEN THAT WAS UNDER SCRUTINY AND NOT EVERY DISEASE WORKS THE SAME WAY. SOME ARE FOREVER, SOME REQUIRE BOOSTERS, ETC ETC. I COULD GET INTO WHY BUT THIS HAS GOTTEN LONG ENOUGH SO LET’S BRING IT BACK TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU HAVE STUDIED THIS AND BUILT ON CENTURIES OF MEDICAL PROCESS AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING SO I THINK THEY MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE ABOUT IT THAN YOU

P.S. NUTRITION? NUTRITION? I’LL JUST EAT THIS APPLE AND IT’LL FIGHT ALL THESE BACTERIA AND VIRUSES. OR MAYBE POTATO CHIPS CAUSE MEASLES. STOP AND LISTEN TO YOURSELF HOLY CRAP. 

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Reblogging for the huge informational rant shooting down all of that bullshit

^^^^^^^^

HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ALL OF THE OP BULLSHIT

Am I cool with Elijah getting 20 vaccines at once? No. I won’t let them do more than 3 or 4.
But lord all freakin mighty.

theawesomeadventurer:

I feel bad for the kids with two dads. Not because I’m homophobic but because they have to endure two times the lethal dosage of dad jokes.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
Calvin and Hobbes   (via -explosive) ←

Just watched the 50 Shades trailer.
Dead. Buried in the ground. I don’t care how many people hated the book.. Like..
Just..
😳😳😳😍😍😍

tagged: +andrew come home 
Anonymous asked: Honestly, If i wasnt shy as shit, a few years younger than you, and lived in te same state I would love to be friends with you. You are so awesome and I love your little baby person.

Well I love you right back!

Someone just said “the only bad thing about netflix is there’s no commercial breaks to get up and do anything”
You can… Pause…

Ughhhh I’m so tired and I feel like I got hit by a train

Anonymous asked: What are your 8 piercings?

Cheeks, ears, (I’ve been told those count as two each tho I don’t necessarily agree), nostril, septum, lip, tongue

Anonymous asked: why do u think ur guaranteed to have another boy?

Just a feeling.

I knew I would have a boy with Elijah.

Also every time I’ve guessed the gender of a baby I’ve been right lol

Anonymous asked: Answer all questions pwease *u*
  • 1. What is you middle name? Marie
  • 2. How old are you? 20
  • 3. What is your birthday? June 23, 1994
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer
  • 5. What is your favorite color? Pastel Pink
  • 6. What’s your lucky number? 23
  • 7. Do you have any pets? Two cats
  • 8. Where are you from? Minnesota, I live on the border of KY and TN tho
  • 9. How tall are you? 5’0
  • 10. What shoe size are you? Mm 8, 8 1/2, or 9 depending on the brand. Generally 8 1/2
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Way too many, I’m not counting lol
  • 12. What was your last dream about? I dont remember
  • 13. What talents do you have? According to Kendra “Drinking like a champ” because I couldnt think of anything. Cooking too, I guess.
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way? A lil bit I guess
  • 15. Favorite song? I cant pick just one but Play Crack The Sky is what I’m gonna put
  • 16. Favorite movie? Silent Hill
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner? My husband
  • 18. Do you want children? I already have one, and want one more in a few years. Once Elijah out of diapers and we’re financially ready for a second.
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding? I already got married and it wasn’t and both of us are atheist so no lol
  • 20. Are you religious? No
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes, for a spider bite, HG during pregnancy, and during pregnancy/labor
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? No
  • 24. Baths or showers? Baths
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing? I’m barefoot
  • 26. Have you ever been famous? No but apparently ppl think I am on here ROFL
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
  • 28. What type of music do you like? Everything
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my side
  • 32. How big is your house? 3 BR 2 Bath. Idk how many square feet
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Eggs
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery? No but I plan on it
  • 36. Favorite clean word? Fastidious
  • 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck, I guess.
  • 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 72 hours
  • 39. Do you have any scars? Hundreds
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I guess on here
  • 41. Are you a good liar? Definitely not
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character? Eh idk
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Like… british… any others I try are p bad
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent? I dont think so but other people would have to be the judge
  • 45. What is your favorite accent? Irish
  • 46. What is your personality type? Again youd have to tell me lol
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Ummmm.. everything I have is cheap lmfao idk probably something for $35
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie
  • 50. Left or right handed? Right
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders? WAY TOO MUCH
  • 52. Favorite food? Bacon
  • 53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food um idk haha
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Somewhere in between
  • 55. Most used phrased? I say shit dick a lot
  • 56. Most used word? No or stop
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min tops
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego? A little bit I guess
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck unless it’s a blow pop or tootsie pop then I suck until it’s soft enough to just bite
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself? Well I talk to Elijah and my cats who cannot understand me so I guess rofl
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes
  • 62. Are you a good singer? Nope
  • 63. Biggest Fear? Dying
  • 64. Are you a gossip? I feel like everyone is a little bit. I try not to be but it happens.
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I dont really watch dramas idk haha
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair? Long
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Possibly
  • 68. Favorite school subject? Chemistry
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yes
  • 71. What makes you nervous? People and being put on the spot
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark? No
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Not usually but it depends on the mistake and the person. Andrew yes.
  • 74. Are you ticklish? Yes very
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor? I dont think so? But I might have in like middle school or something lmfao
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Other than to my son, no lol
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs? Yes
  • 79. Who was your first real crush? A kid named Jacob in kindergarten
  • 80. How many piercings do you have? 8
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?” No
  • 82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast but I make a lot of typos. Idk in WPM
  • 83. How fast can you run? HAHAHA not fast at all
  • 84. What color is your hair? At the moment, burgundy and green. Naturally brown
  • 85. What color is your eyes? hazel
  • 86. What are you allergic to? Onions and pet dander
  • 87. Do you keep a journal? No, just this
  • 88. What do your parents do? My dad is retired but he was a cop, my step dad is a Sergeant First Class in the army, my mom manages a liquor store, I think my step mom is retired too but I have no idea
  • 89. Do you like your age? I guess, yeah. I mean 21 would be better but Im not complaining about 20
  • 90. What makes you angry? people, usually
  • 91. Do you like your own name? No
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? For our second child? Micah if boy, Santana if girl
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? A girl next but I guarantee I will have another boy.
  • 94. What are you strengths? I dont take peoples opinions to heart. You could literally say anything or call me anything and I dont give a shit lol unless I’m in a mood
  • 95. What are your weaknesses? I’m really sensitive when it comes to other stuff and I freak out around people IRL
  • 96. How did you get your name? My parents wanted to name me angel but thought it was too weird so they looked up the name that means angel and apparently Ashley came up
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Doubt it
  • 98. Do you have any scars? Hundreds, wasn’t this already asked lol
  • 99. Color of your bedspread? We have three on our bed lol one’s green, one’s black, and one’s red.
  • 100. Color of your room? White
Anonymous asked: I'm really sorry you're going through a hard time right now. I hope everything gets better for you and your family. 💜

Thank you ^~^